I'm sure my mother is going to kill me for posting the next photo, but I just can't resist...
These are my grandparents (on my dad's side). They are about as politically incorrect as they come.
A few months ago, my Papa had to put his 96 year old sister in a nursing home. She, obviously, was not happy about this.
He summed up the experience by saying, "She was hotter than a freshly screwed mink."