Conversation with Sydney on the drive to school:
Sydney: When's the last time you took a shower, Mom? You stink!
Me: I took a shower, yesterday. Thank you very much.
Sydney: Well, maybe it's your clothes.
Me: I just put them on this morning...they're clean.
Sydney: Well, maybe it's your coffee or your coffee breath. Didn't you put some new creamer in it?
Me: Yeah. It's Vanilla Caramel, and it tastes really good.
I put my cup of coffee under her nose.
Sydney: Yep. That's it. Maybe you need to rethink your coffee choices. That's disgusting!