My neighbor has a puppy he's giving away (FREE!). It's a Dachshund, it's house broken, and it's great with kids.
He's giving it away because his wife says the dog 'stares' at her when she is dressing, and that gives her the 'Heebie Jeebies'. I think she is just weird!
If you're interested, or know someone who is, let me know. Here's a picture of the dog...
Thanks, Cookie....funniest forward I've seen in a while!