Since we have no sports tonight, and S1 is away at a Pirates of the Caribbean marathon sleepover, I offered up my home to Puddin' and Mulva's girls.
I was in the kitchen with S.(age 7), a total spitfire.
Me: Hey S., what do you want to drink with your dinner- Dr. Pepper, Sprite, or water?
S: I want water, cause I'm off of caffeine!
Me: (Trying to keep a straight face) Why, exactly, are you "off of" caffeine?
S: Cause it turns your teeth yellow and it makes you fat!